u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
me too, Arya, me tooooo
This whole scene is golden.
you could hear arya going through puberty
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
white people are literally demons
Excuse me? White people are not demons, I am white and I am not a demon. That’s such a horrible thing to say, you don’t even know half of us. Stop saying things like this.
how do you read this whole post and only get upset at that
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.
These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif
how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.
I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
look at this
I don’t even know where to begin.