Ash you little shit.
'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
'Idiotic crusty nipple' has to be my new favorite insult.
that is actually a perfect description
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
The frog at 18 seconds sounds horrified of the cat.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOATS
GOATS AREN’T REAL
The dog at 39 seconds sounds like a human screaming so hypothetically you could murder a guy and blame the screams on your dog when the neighbours ask.
No no no don’t move you so cosy!!!!
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Save the bees. They’ll thank you by pollinating what will be your food.
You dense motherfuckers
r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
Roseanne and Dan: Kicking parenthood and society in the ass since 1988.